In 40 words or less

 

The "Rhymer from Ryde's" Bush poetry is 98% Fat free, low in salt, good for your cholesterol and best enjoyed whilst sitting down. Taken internally, it will induce convulsions (of laughter) followed by a feeling of satisfaction and well being.

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The trouble with most biographies these days is that the artists take them way too seriously, waffling on about this and that without ever really making a point about anything. The "Rhymer from Ryde" doesn't take that approach at all.

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You know, I was sitting down having a beer the other night trying to think of what the hell I could possibly write of interest about myself for a 40 word bio. As I raised the schooner to my lips

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It's very hard in 40 words,
to have a lot to say.
It gets so complicated,
and things get in the way.
The tendency's to say too much,
or sometimes not enough.
Anyway it doesn't matter,
'cause no-one gives a

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A biography in 40 words,
is pretty hard to write.
I'll have to organise the words,
to make them fit just right.
Tell them all about myself,
and things that I have done.
Oh! And I must not forget,
to..



In 40 words or thereabouts

 

The "Rhymer from Ryde's" Bush poetry is 98% Fat free, low in salt, good for your cholesterol and best enjoyed whilst sitting down. Taken internally, it will induce convulsions (of laughter) followed by a feeling of satisfaction and well being.


Graeme's experience as a performer has seen him hired for major Festivals all over the country over the last 10 years, where crowds have enjoyed his easy going manner and entertaining style of delivery.



A bit longer than 40 words

 

A wonderfully eargrabbing Bush Poet and "stretcher of the truth" extraordinaire, Graeme's performances are renowned for their vibrancy, humour and heartfelt emotion.


In the true larrikin style his reciting covers everything from the silly to the serious, Traditional to Contemporary.


Since 1995 he's received over 150 commendations for his spoken and written work and has been included in 20 Anthologies of Australian Poetry.
He has released 2 books, 2 cassettes and 5 CD's.


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